Sunday, May 14, 2006

inspiration for Mother's Day bkfst

Last night, Ms. Megablogger and I were watching TV, the true story of a Nashville murder on CBS' 48 Hours. Because in the past, I made fun of Animal Planet and the Grandma Moses Show on HGTV, she made fun of me watching a show about country music because sometimes she likes to spontaneously get even.

But even Ms. MB liked this one, and one scene, of the later-to-be-convicted killer working at the local McDonald's in Lakeland Fla - actually it wasn't him, it was a generic scene of Mickey D's kitchen help preparing Egg McMuffins. Wow, what would be a more perfect Mother's Day bkfst than these sandwiches prepared by the killer of a country drummer!

I took a block of Smart & Final ham, fried up 2 slices, fried two eggs, toasted two bagels, put the egg on the ham, which I put on the bagel and couple of slices of cheese, and presto, you've got the new Nashville country killer bkfst. Ready in about five minutes.

This is the Megablogger's recommendation, without the Mickey D grease and calories, and tastes better...add cream cheese as desired.

Oh, yeah. They convicted the killer - he, Ronnie Skipper, served 7 mos. and the wife, Catina, got 2 mos. for perjury and her demo flopped, cause I ain't never heard of her.

She should change her name to Rosa Catina, move to El Paso and open a bar where she could play Marty Robbins records...he had a better NASCAR career than Ronnie ever will.

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